Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)
With all itÂ’s yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)
But thereÂ’s one thing IÂ’d like to say...
Is that I hate christmas day (I got a rock!)

ItÂ’s time for everybody to have a christmas party
Everyone but me IÂ’ll step outside boycott your office party
No secret santa for me
Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway

Cuz I donÂ’t wanna go, where happy days are snow
IÂ’d rather stay where frosty melts in the sun
July 4 parade
A lynchburg lemonade
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)

Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
Â’tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas IÂ’m glad it only comes one time a year

Its time for everybody to head out christmas shopping
Everyone but me IÂ’ll stay inside
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide I donÂ’t wanna go where shopping lines are slow
I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one
A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)

Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
Â’tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas IÂ’m glad it only comes one time a year

It was the night before christmas and all through the house
All the creatures was chillin like flint drinkin stout
I woke from my sleep, heard Â’here comes the boomÂ’
I knew that santa would be cominÂ’ soon
On dascher on donner, commit, on blitzen
I yelled Â’shut up yaÂ’ll,Â’ but they wouldnÂ’t listen
And then he came down with his belly of jello
He says "where the ladies at cuz IÂ’m a real jolly fellow"
Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight
Merry christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night

Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
Â’tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas IÂ’m glad it only comes one time a year

Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
Â’tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas IÂ’m glad it only comes one time a year

Cuz I hate christmas, IÂ’m glad it only comes one time a year

Cuz I hate christmas, IÂ’m glad it only comes one time a year